so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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