i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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