I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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