i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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