I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I think a kid would responsible me up
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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