I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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