Kareoke will never be a sober sport
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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