this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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