so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Randomize
