Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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