You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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