i just google imaged poop.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
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