She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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