i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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