I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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