I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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