Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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