seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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