I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Randomize
