fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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