worst night to have a conscience
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
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