I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
They took my balls.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
He did a backflip because drugs
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