just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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