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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.

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If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.

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(314): View more from Missouri

why was he too nerdy?

(919): View more from North Carolina

he was a tetris block for halloween

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(954): View more from Florida

everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone

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(207): View more from Maine

He violated my cat. I was not impressed.

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(817): View more from Texas

I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.

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(386): View more from Florida

ELLEHCIM

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NYRMAK

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DRAHCIR

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WHAT??

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(703): View more from Virginia

Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.

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I was wondering where the donuts went.

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