You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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