yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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