We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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