fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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