You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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