Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
The dick lei will go down in squad history
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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