4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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