Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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