u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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