After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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