Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
My hand turned me down
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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