U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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