ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Vodka?
Forever.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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