I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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