I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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