Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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