sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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