She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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