nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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