is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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