Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
