Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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