Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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