member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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