I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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