I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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